Aslinya Mana...?

Slamet bekerja di kios foto copy. Suatu hari datang seorang wanita sangat cantik yg bikin Slamet ga berkedip saking naksirnya.

Setelah fotocopian selesai, sang cewek buru2 pergi. Slamet pun sedih ga sempet ngobrol.

Tapi 5 mnt kemudian, wanita tadi kembali dg nafas terengah2,

"Mas... aslinya mana?".
Dengan hati girang kegeeran, Slamet pun dg pede menjawab,

"Saya asli sleman mbak... kalau mbak aslinya mana?"=D =))


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Bahasa Indonesia Lebih Simpel

Ternyata Bahasa Indonesia lebih simple dibanding Bahasa Inggris...

•English: "Would you please care to elaborate on that statement?".
•Indonesian: "MAKSUD LOH?!"

•English: "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."
•Indonesian: " Jangan Telat Yee !"

•English: "I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me."
•Indonesian: "Ntar gue nyusul."

•English: "your statement is already known by everybody else".
•Indonesian: " BASI.. LO "

•English: "I couldn't see the necessity of this conversation".
•Indonesian: "Ga PENTING deh cyin ..."

•English: "I couldn't think of any idea of where to go and what to do".
Indonesian : " MATI GAYA neh "

•English: "I need to tell u something unfortunately still need to be confirmed on its validity".
•Indonesian: " Eh....TAU GA' SIH LO......(Ngegosip) "

•English: "I coudn't imagine what else could've happen".
•Indonesia: " BUSET DAH !! "

•English: "The conclusion which is not accepted".
•Indonesian: "CAPE dee !! "

•English: "pardon me"
•Indonesia : " HAaHhh ?? " X_X

•English: "I think you should not act in such an improper way".
•Indonesian: " PLiiiss Dech "...=D . ‎​.

•English: I think it would be better if we don't see each other again...
•Indonesia: " eloh... Gueh... End !!! " X_X
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Rayuan Gombal ala OVJ

Buat yg mau weekend dan ketemu doi simak yg ini yah:

Cwo : "maaf mbak,, jangan terlalu lama duduk di kursi itu,,pindah sini dekat saya aja."
Cwe : "loh kenapa?"
Cwo: "takut dikerubung semut,, soalnya mbak manis." (Najezzz)

Cwo : "mbak,, orangtuanya pengrajin bantal ya?"
Cwe : "hah?! Bukan,, kenapa? "
Cwo : "kok kalo deket mbak rasanya nyaman."
(Hajarrrrr blehh)

Cwo : "kamu itu seperti sendok."
Cwe : "kenapa?"
Cwo : "karena kamu mengaduk-aduk perasaanku."
(Emg ai kolak pke d aduk)

Cwo : "mbak punya uang koin? Boleh minta?"
Cwe : "buat apa?"
Cwo : "aku udah janji sama ibu kalau aku akan menelepon dia kalo aku jatuh cinta."
(Jiaaahaaaa, lemparrr ke jndelaaa)

Cwe : "say, kalo mama kamu & aku tenggelam barengan,,siapa yg kamu tolong?"
Cwo : "ya mamaku lah,, emang kamu yg lahirin aku?"
Cwe : "ih kamuuu."
Cwo : "iyaa,,tapi habis selamatin mamaku,, aku akan tenggelam bersama kamu."
(Ihhh mlsss bngettt)

Cwo : "hmm,, maaf yaaa,,belakangan ini tanganku agak kasar."
Ce : "ahh,, gpp kookk,, emangnya kenapa?"
Cwo : "soalnya tiap hari aku jadi kuli."
Cwe : "yang bener kamu,,dimanaaa? "
Cwo : "di hati kamu,,aku sedang buatin istana cinta buat kita berdua."
(Hahahha, ampunnnn DJ)

Cwo : "sayaaanngggg, papa kamu astronaut yaaa,,,."
Cwe : "nggak kookk."
Cwo : "kalo gitu pasti kakek kamu."
Cwe : "nggak jugaa."
Cwo : "trus yg astronaut siapaa,,?"
Cwe : "nggak adaaa."
Co : "tapi koq ada berjuta2 bintang di mata kamuuuu,,."
(Cepeeee dehhh)

Cwo : "neng,, kamu capek gaakkk,,."
Cwe : "haaahhh,,,. "
Cwo : "soalnya eneng berlari2 terus di pikiran abang,,."
(Priiiikitiuwwwwwwww)

Cwo: kenapa kita cuma bisa ngeliat pelangi setengah doang?
Cwe: ga tau, emang kenapa?
Cwo: Soalnya setengahnya ada di mata kamu.
(Emg nya Jamrud, ada pelangeeee, d bola matamuuu)

Cwo: boleh pinjem flashdisknya?
Cwe: boleh, mau buat apa?
Cwo: buat transfer hatiku ke hatimu...:D =))
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